Slow Lane Life II

How we moved to the West Country and learned to slow down even more


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Excuses, excuses

I’m slipping in quietly at the back of the room, hoping that no one will notice, or observe just how very late I am. I’m full of remorse for this scandalous neglect of both my blog and yours….

But life, life! Just gets in the way, really; it’s very distracting.

email-overloadFirstly there was the great email disaster. I acquired a second-hand  iPhone, and suddenly my emails descended into chaos and my computer into a monumental sulk. Google kindly returned every single email ever received, sent or – scarily – deleted, and I am not going to tell you just how many emails appeared; I am too ashamed.

But thanks to the dear, patient chaps in the Apple call centres (mostly the one in Cork, Ireland), I now know why this happened, and the difference between POP and IMAP, which behaved very badly with each other, fighting and roaring, and refusing to play nicely together. Until the Apple boys stepped in, and employing the creepy miracle of screen sharing, sorted  out these two warring factions very nicely. But it took ages. Many hours of uploading and deleting later, computer making exasperated creaking noises throughout, my ear gently conforming to the shape of the telephone over a week of daily calls, all is well; I can now practise my new resolution to keep a tidy email system. And practise my rich rolling Cork accent, as used by Trevor, who called me “Miss” throughout, as though I were his primary school teacher, whilst quietly sorting out deeply-incomprehensible computery tangles, all with patience and charm.

400px-Email.svgThen there were the visitors. My fabulous neighbours-two-doors-down from Newcastle, Flossie and Tosca’s beloved foster mother Sandra, and husband Dave. They came a few days later than last year, when it had rained and galed ferociously for much of their week; they were marginally luckier this year, when it only rained, and only some of the time. A lovely visit was had by all, no matter what the weather, and it was good to catch up, slipping comfortably into our old tea-drinking conversations, Flossie in seventh heaven. But those three square meals a day have caught up with us. Another new resolution is now required….

IMG_3499Sandra and Dave generously house- and animal-sat for us while we had a night away in Devon. At this time of year, The Gardener daren’t turn his back for longer than a couple of days, or Nature takes over, cackling madly, and creates jungles where once were lawns, so a night away is a treat, albeit with consequences.

IMG_3413We stayed here, just outside Totnes, in a lovely lovely lovely Georgian house, with Marilyn, the delightful American landlady, who made us so welcome that we plan to return there as soon as we can; her assorted chickens, ducks and two lively little pugs were entertaining, the bedrooms superb, and the rest of the house comfortably lived-in, the sort of house where you could wander about in your slippers (and I did, down to breakfast). We relaxed, chatted, were looked after incredibly well, and were given a tour of the gardens. The Landlady and The Gardener talked a lot, waving and pointing, and arrangements were made for our next visit, to involve pruning and creating structure. I stayed well out of it, preferring to enjoy the welcome change to high ceilings and large windows.

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After checking in, we went off to explore. I had stipulated a break that involved some walking around little shops, and charming, interesting Totnes was a good choice – or would have been if the cold wet weather hadn’t rendered it almost desolate. We dripped our way up and down the high street, promising to come back in better weather.

Totnes was exceedingly wet. So wet, in fact, that a duck walked about on the High Street, but still can’t have been as soaked as we were.

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L1009807L1009807 - Version 2The next day was better, and we meandered, intending to get to Dartmouth, but diverting instead to visit Buckfast Abbey. Not my favourite (not old enough! Just over a hundred years old, and a remarkable achievement, but still, not old enough for me.)

IMG_3476And then through leafy lanes and beautiful rolling countryside.

IMG_3482 IMG_3483On to Dartmoor, The Gardener’s favourite, although I prefer the gentler, smaller Exmoor. I was unable to resist a photo of the grim prison, and then we had a slow run home.

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L1010018IMG_3493It was good to see our own familiar fields.

IMG_3495 IMG_3496Back to our friends and pets, grateful for the opportunity to have had a very enjoyable mini-break at a hectic time of year, but happy to be home again.


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Horse spotting

The Hobby Horse, or ‘Obby ‘Oss as it’s known round these parts. A strange beast that visits at the beginning of May.

Sitting peaceably in front of the stove the other night, we were surprised to hear loud drumming outside, and the unmistakeable tones of a squeezebox. At 10.15! Unheard of in our quiet little road.

L1009523 L1009542 L1009541L1009545We piled hastily out of the house, The Gardener, Flossie and I, and there outside the pub were not one, but two, Hobby Horses – prancing and dancing, bowing and cavorting, accompanied by their jolly musicians and a small crowd.

Photographs were not easy in the dark and with so much movement, but The Gardener managed a few. Then the Horses and their retinue piled into the pub, and we walked off up the hill with Flossie, who had watched with a mixture of interest and anxiety. A brief but exciting interlude!

If you want to know more about it, you can find it here.

Tonight we went out for a drive across Exmoor, and spotted non-Hobby horses. And some deer.

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Leaping into life

IMG_7508A couple of warm sunny days, a night of rain, and everything in the garden is grateful.

And so am I. So many weeds, so many (MANY!) snails! Too many Spanish bluebells, hairy bittercress, Herb Robert. But I don’t mind; I feel we have turned a corner, seasons-wise. Spring is showing her face at last, even though the wind is chilly, and it’s wonderful to be outside, pottering, looking, trying to remember what came up where last year, what might have got lost over the terrible wet winter. I stake and transplant, pot up, suck my teeth thoughtfully about the gaps and dismal bits, and try to recall last year, when the walls were covered in climbers and the cats could hide in their own jungle.

But things are on the move.

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IMG_7513The little witch hazel planted over Tosca’s grave is thriving.

IMG_7514Pulmonaria, tough as old boots, transplanted from my Newcastle allotment.

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IMG_7518Will the apple tree flower and bear fruit this year? Three little flowers last year, and nothing else….

IMG_7519And this lovely little Victorian-looking number (primula? auricula?), a gift from Lesley, sat in a large container outside my Newcastle back door.

IMG_7521I love little saxifrages; small plants in small pots.

IMG_7522There are many young ferns, stretching delicately.

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IMG_7529Perhaps the fig – a leaving present from Suzy in Newcastle – will produce more than a single fruit this year. It has been moved to the sun-trap wall, and should love it there, next to the tea-break bench.

IMG_7530In time, the drainpipe will, I hope, be covered by  a lovely deep red velvety clematis, Madame Edouard.

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IMG_7532Lots of gaudy primula left by the previous owner, and beloved of snails and slugs.

IMG_7535Some flowers for the house.

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IMG_7526Millie takes an interest in gardening, as she does with anything I busy myself with.

IMG_7528Oh, Millie takes a mouthful. Apparently she likes mint.

IMG_7520The pawlonia looked quite dead until yesterday, but I see that there are little buds peeping out at last. The Gardener was given this when he was at Cannington walled garden recently, but sadly, because of its eventual size, it’s not destined for our small garden, and will be found a new home.

The Gardener is working elsewhere, in the country house hotel gardens that he cares for. Sometimes he has help – of sorts – from hotel staff; he emailed me earlier to say “Got a lad working with me; after half an hour he said he was going for water – next thing I knew he had gone home!”

Good idea, Gardener; perhaps you should do the same.

Have a lovely weekend, whatever you’re doing.


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eBay-jeebies

IMG_7431IMG_7428Ok, so you could be braced for a long, detailed account/ howl of rage and despair about selling on eBay, but you’d be banging your heads on the screen with the tedium of it all long before the end. So here’s a short(ish) version.

A friend of The Gardener moves house. They remove the very expensive hi fi system with its sleek speakers (four of them) embedded in the walls, and friend, harassed to death and ready to chuck half his worldly possessions in the skip (well, you know how it is when you’re moving….), asks Gardener to sell the whole lot for him, for a cut of the proceeds.

Easier said than done.

Nobody local buys and sells used hi fi equipment any more, not if it’s 7 years old, no matter how pristine the condition. We live in the Age of Waste and Buying Brand New, although a vintage turntable or radio would have been acceptable.

So clever me pipes up and says “I’ll sell it on eBay for him; it will give me the chance to practise, after which I can get rid of some of my own clutter (including a decent hi fi – older than 7 years – now sitting in the loft).” I do have an eBay account, having sold my heavy pine dining room furniture when I moved here, but that was easy, for collection only, and popular, especially at knock-down prices.

Setting up was slow; the eBay pages are rather ‘busy’, in visual terms, there are all sorts of costs and options, and it’s all a bit confusing to the novice. A friend helped me to get the ads inserted; I took photos, we researched similar items for sale, decided on minimum prices, and off I went. The Gardener was already fed up and muttering about skips or the Burglar’s Palace, that place that converts your stuff into cash with no questions asked – but not much cash either. I could see that he was going to be no help at all.

Anyway….. two weeks later, this is what I’ve learned.

Don’t sell anything that you don’t know anything about. The technical questions I was asked! In Russian, some of them. Reluctantly, I now know (but shan’t remember) something about sub-woofers, Neutrik speaker leads, blanked off phono points, but I gave up on “is there a phono board fitted, what firmware version is the amp running, does it support the processor mode option?”. Aiiiii! Don’t know, don’t care!

IMG_7430Know your limits. Some way still to go on this one, I found, but at least we decided against selling the four sleek but very heavy speakers this way – packaging and delivery would be a nightmare, and they can go on Gumtree, where at least people expect to collect.

IMG_7429Stick to your guns. I had decided on UK delivery only. Undeterred, the emails came in: would I send to Estonia/Russia/Slovenia/Portugal/Italy/Germany; how much would it cost? I wavered; I looked up postage and insurance for Elsewhere; I emailed responses. It took up time, and I should just have said sorry but no.

People will try it on. I was asked to sell away from eBay; I heeded the warnings and declined; I received a polite response telling me that I wouldn’t achieve anything like the price I was aiming for, and he knew that. Other people gave me detailed instructions on how to change my settings so that they, and they alone, could bid successfully.

Be organised in advance. Make sure you can package it all up properly without tearing the house/loft/shed apart to find enough bubble-wrap, cardboard, boxes, tape. I was a bit slow here, and had to bother the neighbours a bit.

Make sure you have included everything in the package before you use a mile of strong tape to seal it all up. Ahem. Remote control and instruction booklet for the CD had to be slid into a reopened package, accompanied by some rather unladylike words. Although the two jolly Irish farmer’s daughters at my school insisted that “feckin’ eejit” wasn’t swearing at all, but much-used everyday descriptive language, and we chose gleefully to believe them.

Don’t be fooled by the number of people watching your item. This is unlikely to match the number of eventual bidders, and you can easily construct a paranoid fantasy about it all. You are being watched; maybe they know where you live….

When calculating courier fees, don’t forget to add VAT and insurance. Otherwise, you (well, I) end up paying more than you specified in your advert. Doh!

Once you have arranged collection by courier of some enormous, heavy, sturdily packaged items, don’t relax. Much can still go wrong. Our local courier collection lady is a familiar figure, cheerful and obliging, but once the items leave her hands, they are at the mercy of people who do not know you or your affectionate dog, and who can chuck parcels – clearly labelled FRAGILE – about in all directions, with the vigour and insouciant ease of airline baggage handlers.

Some people are just plain nice. The immaculate amp arrived bashed and chipped, the control knob grinding. The buyer emailed me the depressing list of faults, with video and photographs, and proposed a choice of options – return of goods or partial (and very reasonable) refund. We sorted it out in a few quick emails. Access to his Photobucket pictures led me to more, including a very sweet little cat; we then communicated on this subject instead, and I know that he must be a nice man because not only was he helpful and understanding about receiving a wrecked amplifier, but obtained Oreo from the Cats Protection League.

IMG_0374 IMG_0373Some people are just plain uncommunicative. The CD player – the one I wrapped twice to include the remote and booklet –  arrived without the power cable. Instead of emailing me, the buyer Opened a Case on eBay, just to ask if I’d forgotten to pack it. Yes I had, and I would post it immediately, very sorry. Doh again. More unladylike language and a trip to the post office to overspend again on postage, Flossie picking up on my ill temper and pulling on the lead till my back hurt. An eBay message telling you that a Case Has Been Opened is even more alarming than realising that 50-odd people are Watchers…..

You may not be a natural eBay Seller. True. True.

You may find yourself short-tempered for a while afterwards. Resentful, self-castigating, and empathising with The Gardener’s friend and his skip wish whilst also wondering why he bothered to strip the hi fi out of the old house at all. Those speakers aren’t on Gumtree yet….

You may need to listen to soothing sounds. I do. This does it for me:


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Being positive

 

 

IMG_7500Today the sun shone, the back garden was hot enough to sit out in a t-shirt, and the hellebores were so lovely.

Too nice to spoil by telling you about how truly awful I have found it being an ebay seller. That will wait…..

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